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Celeb Land February 3, 2010 |
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Written by Staff Reporter
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Wednesday, 03 February 2010 |
Busted
At Number 5
Ginger Spice, Geri Halliwell, is not having the greatest of weeks. Just as her lovelife seemed to be going more swimmingly than ever, her posh totty lover, Henry Beckwith, has been arrested for cocaine possession. Whoops-a-daisy! Beckwith, who is in line to inherit a £400 million fortune, was cuffed after leaving Raffles niteclub in London, with another woman on his arm no less. I don’t know which he’ll be in more trouble with Geri for – the bag of white powder or the old bag on his arm.
SuBo ASBO
at Number 4
SUSAN Boyle returned to her modest home in Blackburn, West Lothian, during the week, to find a serious shock in store. The singing sensation had just finished recording the Haiti charity single in London and opened her door only to be almost knocked over by a young scally fleeing the premises, said to be the same man who tried to break in before Christmas. Something tells me that Susan, who has been plagued by ne’er-do-gooders since finding fame with Britain’s Got Talent, won’t be living in her lifelong home for much longer. SECURITY!!
Nice-But-Dim wins out
At Number 3
DEFYING all reason, Lovable Prat (as he shall now forever be known), Alex Reid, has won the last ever series of Celebrity Big Brother. Described by fellow housemates as a very dim gentleman, they all seemed delighted to see him take the crown. Forget Team Andre – now it’s all about Team Reid! The public may love him, but they still seem to hate his missus – Jordan received more boos than the rest of the contestants put together when Prat #2 (aka Davina) announced that the diva was in the building. It didn’t take long for Alex to escape to Jordan’s dressing room with her, filling us all in on their antics on the E4 spin-off after the main show. T.M.I.!!!!
Who’s a naughty boy then
At Number 2
CALL me naïve, but I always thought John Terry was one of the good ones. Not so, it seems… The England captain has suffered a week of tabloid hell as stories broke relating to his indiscretions with the partner of his (now former, methinks) best friend. Terry allegedly got his neighbour and friend, Wayne Bridge’s model girlfriend pregnant following an affair, and supposedly organised a discreet abortion, in order to keep his clean-cut image in tact. No official word from Camp Terry yet, nor from his wife Toni, but there are bound to be more skeletons in this bulging closet. Watch this space.
Grammys go Gaga
At Number 1
THOUGH the Gagariffic one walked away empty handed from this year’s Grammy Awards ceremony, she still stood out from the crowd in this interesting ensemble. Call me boring, but I prefer a dress I can sit down in. Big winners of the night included Taylor Swift and Beyonce, but winning moment went to Michael Jackson’s kids, Paris & Prince, who accepted the Lifetime Achievement on their father’s behalf, following a star studded 3D rendition of Earth Song. Sing it with me everyone – you know the words! Aaah-aah-aah-aaaaaah-aaaaah-aaaaah, ooooh-oooooh-oooooooooh-ooooh-oooh-oooh-oooh. Not the best example of his song-writing skills perhaps. But what a show all the same!
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